Chain emails and their consquences!
Have you broken the chain, ever?
Have you ever forwarded an email to someone simply because it read something in the end like, "If you forward this email to 10 people in 10 seconds, it will result in blah blah blah?"
I am sure you would have at least read them and shown them their 'true destinations' in you mail box!
I just happen to read this email that I got from friend of mine a few days back. Probably the poor soul seemed to have gotten pissed off with these kinda emails. Found it really amusing. Take a look.
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2001, 2002,2003, 2004 ,2005 ,2006, 2007 & now in 2008.
Because of your kindness:
I am sure you would have at least read them and shown them their 'true destinations' in you mail box!
I just happen to read this email that I got from friend of mine a few days back. Probably the poor soul seemed to have gotten pissed off with these kinda emails. Found it really amusing. Take a look.
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2001, 2002,2003, 2004 ,2005 ,2006, 2007 & now in 2008.
Because of your kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
- I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.
- When I go to parties, I don't look at any gal, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
- Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
- Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
- You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to your friends.
- If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 91376021341245402021324231152114 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
This link might help!
~IT's My Life
9 comments:
Good. You've written what I wanted to write, but didn't
@ Harish,
Lol buddy! That's the bitter part of using emails!
Hehehe! Hilarious! It gets soo annoying at times and he's forgotten about the "forward to n number of people and press a certain key and blah will happen" kind of emails! NOTHING ever happens!
@ Niveditha,
Have you ever tried putting a filter in your mail box. It really helps! I swear I haven't seen anything mentioned in the mail coming true. Even remotely!
These days, I'm not getting any of these mails. So I'm not complaining.
Good one. I received this forward an year ago... True that it is drives you wild some times. Especially the sentence, "If you don't send it to your friends, blah blah..". :)
@ Niveditha,
Lucky you... I must say:)
@ Poornima Prabhu,
Those lines in the quote is the most annoying thing about such e-mails.
Hillarious..But please do confirm if the bird shit thing is false.I am waiting indoors for your reply:-)
@ Karthik,
Thanks for dropping by. LOL buddy! Need to checkout if that is true:)
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